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Then she'll laugh and forget why she was mad at you.
What if Kim and I don't end up together?
January 6, 1975
No scuffing. No scuffing!
You know what else is pretty classic? When the coffee guy asks for money,
"No, you don't," you say, "I mean White Chicks, the movie.
Coincidentally, I have a cousin named Shedaisy.
I mean, seriously. Having a baby, having a baby, having a second baby.
especially when I do some of my different voices and...
- Get help, sir. - Never mind.
You love spaghetti. You had some just last night, didn't you?
It means that I was just working out,
Oh, damn it.
Dr. Dorian, look, this is a bit awkward,
Other activities recently crossed off of that list
January 14, 1975
January 10, 1975
Either way, it forces you to face your problems head-on.
Look, you pretty obviously have short-circuited
There's no flag up there.
Space-wasters, why haven't any of you
No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going,
All right, that's enough!
to steal my pillow in the middle of the night
Think I'm kidding?
As I acted like a flag, I sensed that the janitor
Your sarcasm is wasted on me, you giant pregnant beast.
It's not like I can change what's already happened.
What are you looking at, Dr. Beardface?
I can't believe this is happening to me.
Sure.
You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?
remain 30 feet away from a certain telemarketer