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Damn it! Why won't this TV go on?
Go on, get out of here! Come on. You, too! Get out of here!
If it isn't my beautiful bride, Carla Juanita Espinosa.
I filled it with blue Gatorade.
What do you want me to do in the meantime, run a pirate flag up there?
and sleep with it in between her legs.
Hey, Mojambo, this here's our new flagpole.
Are you sure?
"Thanks a latte"?
Anyhoo, there was some unexpected friendly fire.
In fact, sometimes they're actually who we wish
January 24, 1971
- Did you get the Pop Rocks? - No, the vending machine was out,
That was different. He said, "What's up?"
I didn't want to get her pregnant.
I mean, God's sake, he can run all day.
Maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship?
who I visited while he was eating his dinner,
You have no idea what I'm going through.
that the pain around your areola was simple mastitis,
in my bathtub!
Thank you.
Ted!
There it is.
Yeah.
"already hates you for not being his real mommy."
(STAMMERING)
there was a air strike
in their patients.
January 7, 1975
Anyway, I spoke to the gals up in OBG
Welcome home, Perry.
Yo, Elliot, what's your ringtone?