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You!
But what about the Defence Standards?
I scurry over to the Interceptor,
Elizabeth!
Johann Gambolputty
And my hat.
just doing my civic duties, sir
Now, what's the nature of this venture of yourn?
Miss Elizabeth!
A man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out
I'm curious.
Family heirloom, perhaps?
could not slake our lust.
Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.
He was a bloody pirate. A scallywag.
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
We spent half the day making a collapsible text box with bootstrap
to be trapped on this island.
Look lively, men!
Once we're quit of the curse, we'll be rich men.
Since that's what I wanted, I didn't press the matter.
He waited there three days and three nights
The curse it still upon us!
No fair
Now!
Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because, in fact,
How can we sail to an island that nobody can find
Sir?
You've got something of ours, and it calls to us.
It was a good plan Up until now...
I be like...
But the greed of Cortes was insatiable.
Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith
-It's marrowbone. -Come here.
Mr. Gibbs?
Hers!
There be the chest.
That's why you call ironic.... Having to go to class and learn about vaccines on a Federal Holiday because there's a pandemic and no vaccine.
No ship that's not crewed by the damned
Punished, we were, the lot of us.
No! Don't shoot!
Look! A boy! There's a boy in the water!
I don't feel no different
We are naught but Humble Pirates
I think.
Thank you Retail for securing our bonds!
Welcome aboard, Miss Elizabeth.
.
Poppet.
You give it one hour, maybe two, and you will see
But neither are we dead.
Fine.
and provide us with a bearing to isla de Muerta.
Aye.
And a hard-learned lesson it was.
The kid?
Captain, we're coming up on the Interceptor,
except by those who already know where it is.
-Father. -What?
No survivors?
What we doing here?
Commodore.
watching me sail away on my ship,
you were all alone on a godforsaken island,
cold.
Why is the cum gone?!
We could use a few more ideas, lass.
Gentlemen, Milady, you will always remember this... as the day we defeated order
But Why is the staff gone?
The Reformed on October 31st
No. I mean yes, they are, but...
We will find you, poppet.
you're well on your way to becoming one.
there be a change in the winds, says i
There'll be no living with her after this
A moment, please.
That's gold filigree laid into the handle.
Well, that Will Turner. He's a fine man, too.
Row, men!
It is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep this sweet bouquet that is Tortuga.
You get a Celestron Powerseeker 100X and you get a Celestron Powerseeker 100X Everyone gets a Celestron Powerseeker 100X
That’s got to be the worst take I’ve ever seen
Commodore!
Blood money paid to stem the slaughter
Why, thank you, Jack.
Marines.
E
You look lovely, Elizabeth.
Cotton's right. We've got the Pearl,
Any port in a storm.
Now, to be quite honest with you,
She'll rake us without ever presenting a target.
Those have to be the smallest penises I've ever seen
I won't be making that mistake Again
The *suicide* calls to *me*
He's the spitting image of old Bootstrap Bill
I have your order.
of the infamous Jack Sparrow?
Know that.
When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land,
Though does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it?
PREPARE TO BOARD!
We have an accord.
Where is Dear william
Ten years you carry that that pistol, and now you waste your shot.
The oars have gone missing.
I think we've all arrived at a special place.
-Pull! -Ho!
It's poisoned.
We must fight!
sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga.
With this wind, she'll carry every sail we've got!
Name your terms LB
Your funeral.
Hard to port! Rack the starboard oars.
There's no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress.
A lot of good it did them.
Set topsails and clear up this mess.
“A man so evil that hell itself spat him back out”
Indeed.
Our bargain?
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
Parley?
It's so good to see you.
The Black Pearl is yours.
That's it?
Where did you get that?