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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
The Sound of Music on Sunday.
Are you sure you don't want to change?
That's disgusting. Excuse me, Ma'am. Hello there, Man!
Michelob Ultra!
Hair gel, condom.
I'm already putting lots of notes in the margins.
Well, I guess if your friends are expecting you,
Yeah, but are there heating lamps?
♪ ♪
I mean, it's not like this is our last supper.
Oh, God, I made eye contact
I don't know.
Guys?
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
And let's all sit on the same side of the table.
You have to do it on the leeward side.
I ain't leaving.
Okay, God, we're doing it.
It's Passover, and somebody tricked me
And-and technically, they're not animals, they're arachnids.
So, if you're looking for me this weekend,
a clear road map to hating gays.
You can trust us. Ow! That went well.
-(horns honking) -(tires screeching)
Excuse me, what about green smooshies?
All right, you're either "pellets" or "piles."
if I said portside?
-No. -Fine, we'll leave.
Unless you want to buy a nice pot.
-Those things seem related. -They're not related.
What should we do today?
Ugh, that's all we ever do.
(chuckles): All right, now it's a party.
Are we just gonna let that guy in the parking lot
you can imagine what happened to it.
-We doin' this?! -DRIVER: You're damn right we are!
Did it go off yet?
"To build the ark, Noah stole the wood
Boy. Never trust a glitching turbo.
Oh, well, he's very popular.
to places that have too much butt stuff going on.
and pretend we can't hear each other go.
All right, before I go, I got two rules.