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-Adam, would you like a pear? -Apple.
What's the word for that thing flying through the sky?
STEWIE: Let it pour.
It's a real thing you can google,
Ah! Giant Bible bird!
Peter, get away from the window.
Well, let's see. There's got to be something in here for that.
into eating leavened bread!
I have nothing to gain from lying to you,
I love you, Peter.
Shh, shh, shh. If we're quiet,
NOAH: Always...(indistinct)... never... (indistinct)...
It's supposed to be, like, my body.
They're my animals... (indistinct)...
(news theme playing)
Previously on CSI: Vegas…
Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?
It's the only reason I joined the army.
The old "Judas Kiss."
You're having supper with your disciples?
"There are no dining facilities on-site,
-Bird. -Bird?
-I don't know... bird. -Oh, bird?
Noah quickly became a total dick to his family."
Shem, stones don't kill people. People kill people.
-(car horn honks) -Coming.
All right, I'm not leaving here until I kiss a guy.
(indistinct chatter)
Yes, although my first name is oddly Puerto Rican.
Right.
You know, I cougo for an apple.
it's a whole big toenail.
Thoughts and prayers for the bashed.
Yeah, now we got three months of sour-smelling house
-I'm browning out. -(tires screeching)
Look, I'm from Rome.
-What's an ark? -A large ship.
I did. I got an 11.