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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
-They're fighting again. -Shh.
was super cool.
That vent is dripping again.
-to Applebee's has to pay. -(Meg grunts)
(laughs) I don't-- I don't understand what's happening.
Now everybody listen up.
You know, that actually reminds me
The end of the Bible."
-With who? -Well, the girls
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
You call yourself a sailor?
This is any motel.
That's it, you two are kicked out of paradise.
Why would I lie? I'm a snake in a tree.
Now let's divide it into banks and strips
Hey, guys, I want to have fun with the seating.
"that has those weird paper things that are like costumes
(grunting)
"Must dial nine to reach outside prostitute.
Oh, I don't know.
You should wear this to work more often.
Ah, well, at least we're all here,
No, Noah, Shane, help!
That's disgusting.
ACTOR 2: Drive the van faster!
"...and the ark set sail.
heavyset woman wanders by in nothing but a T-shirt?
We're done stealing from "Dr." Cosby.
Anyway, there's something else you should know.
(both shout)
This whole thing is ruined.
I'm starving.
Wait, you're gonna polish the teak on the windward side?
and were given poorly assigned rooms."
ACTOR: So, what kind of Navy crime do we have today?
Why are you heading starboard? I said portside.
Can I put my keys in it?