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Give me a hundred lotto tickets, Apu, because Mr. X is on a roll.
Finding out Dan has a sixth IBAC investigation
Do you want turkey sausage or ham?
I'm Mr. X! Gimme! Gimme!
That's a great idea. I'll make up some news!
- Not even a little one? - No!
- Didn't you get the e-mail? - What's an e-mail?
Yeah, all right, this press conference is over.
Oh, don't worry about those fumes.
I wouldn't count on that, Number Five.
- I was an astronaut. - Of course you were.
Hmm. That's the kind of dirt that belongs on my Web page.
Oh, don't worry about the Mr. X thing.
I got a lot of secrets I'd prefer to keep clandestine.
Mmm, mmm!
Whoo! Ahh.
Don't worry, head. The computer will do our thinking now.
Otherwise click "No."
What do you think of my page, Lisa? Be honest.
I once ran over a guy in a parking lot...
My bagels are nothing but week-old doughnuts.
Or Mortinson.
Oh, they drugged the tea. They knew my one weakness.
This is the best computer in the world and always will be, right?
- You are on your- - Fifth.
- Get out. Who told you that? - Nelson.
Aah! Aah! What's going on?
You are a credit to the great Satan.
There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
I hope no one finds out about this.