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Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?
- Hey. - Hey.
What if we're friends...
I mean, are they, like, scary little?
I'll call you back.
Or maybe it's because God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.
...but in the last second they get away.
I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.
Although that's actually racquetball.
But, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these.
I had to work two shifts. And then to top it off...
That's all right. I'll figure...
- Ready to go to the batting cage? - Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift.
...and we're gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work...
...because my mother's trying to set me up with some lawyer.
I know I couldn't.
I can help with that.
You say, "Thank you very much." And then you buy me something pretty.
Eight o'clock's the cutoff, and it's 8:02.
That's okay. It's mine. We just kissed.
Why not?
Wednesday
Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?
All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.
Around 8:02.
- I'm gonna let him. - Okay.
I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.
Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade?
I gotta walk out of here right now...
Well, you seem fine.