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Darn it all. Now, if that ink runs,
a man who unwinds at the end of every single day
Wow. I mean, my forehead's really big and I look Chinese,
- I don't really drink anymore. - That's cool, you can drive.
All the best, Number One.
- Are you okay? - I'm not great, Alan.
- Go now. - Okay.
because it's delicious, but not really so healthy.
and here's the hard part, actually do those things.
- I know you feel me. - Yeah, I do.
there was no one around to talk to me about it after.
Copy that.
I thought being a doctor was about helping people.
- Is that some kind of euphemism? - Nope, it just means grab a beer.
- J.D., what are you doing? - Just watching you teach.
if you can raise the money to send Alan to a rehab center.
- Grab a beer? - Yeah.
It is, Lucy. Well, that and showing up my third-grade teacher
- What the hell are you talking about? - I'm talking Gremlins, woman.
- Is that Cole's mom? - Yeah. I introduced them.
because if he sees you, he makes you do grunt work.
Can't thank you enough.
I'm talking about you and Denise.
Man, I'm sorry, I just need to think about
That's just a tranq gun.
- Hey, boss. - Shut up.
wearing a "Number One" sign.
ANNOUNCER: Lifetime presents Antonio Sabato Jr. As Alan the drunk.
Because in my fever dream,
And the only reason I teach is so I don't have to be alone in my house.
You know, send a message.
Drew, I don't care. I'm losing wood.
You know, you should get your boyfriend to watch that movie
Man. That was a great cry. I always feel fantastic after those.