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how strong she is, okay?
- Good boy. - Why did you go in there?
I'm really vulnerable right now.
Get to New York on my own.
We're gonna be going on big adventures.
Was he with somebody?
Hey, DJ, cut the music!
Whoo! Thank you, man.
Whoo!
Oh, really?
What the fuck is going on right now?
I'll get to New York on my own.
Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts.
Don't let her get in your mind, bro.
on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man.
- Hey, you take a seat as well. - Listen to him.
What in the world?
We're about to be.
- Yeah. Okay. - I'm Bud.
You're in a movie!
but that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother.
let 'em know I'mma kill their ass.
I don't even know if she remembers me.
I don't remember a thing!
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
Wow.
- Chill. We gotta get back... - You better stay away from me.
Yeah, you gotta go to, um...
Dude, zoos are sick!
And, like, of course I'll make her come first.
Shit!
Wow.
Thank you.
Anybody tell you you look like a turtle?
Check this out, bruh.
Like whip your head around.
That may be true.
Maria! Maria, where'd you go?
- All right. - Let me get some.
- Okay. Thanks. - Get her number.
No, fuck you. We're staying here.
You're, like, way funny tonight.
- everybody like that. - I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, seeing Maria today,
No, we gotta get to New York.
I figured it out.
Bud. Bud. Bud.
- Yeah. - I'm sorry about that.
Hey, Maria.
- All right, let's do this. - All right. Okay.
'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her,
You're fucking hitting on me here?
Halfway through I really thought
I gave this guy the last
your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent.
- aren't you? - I'm having fun.
Yeah, same here.
Shit!
Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work!
Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises.
- Right here? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.
Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?
Can somebody else chime in too and give advice?
He really?
...for that.
Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels,
a towel over this when we ain't filming.
Oh, I wish.
Be like, five minutes.
Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out.
I'm about to get these motherfuckers.
She said she's trying to kill y'all.
Please.
- Yeah. Yeah. - You gotta trust yourself.
Wait a minute, go get some butter.
- Miss, I'm an asshole. - Okay.
Washing a car Washing a car
Hey, looking good, babe.
- Seriously? - Damn it.
- No. - Man, I hate that shit.
No, seriously, that's not gonna be good.
You got this.
Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.
Oh! Whoa!
I saw a girl today
Please.
- "I'm killing him first." - I don't think she cares.
- See? - You ain't listen.
That's right. This trip made me better!
when the baritone dude breaks it down?
You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD?
Hey, excuse me, brothers.
I'm sorry.
Bud.
you're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda?
Well, I think it's a...
Can you help me get out?
Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor?
- Are you sure? - I got this. You all right?
Lord Jesus.
Bud? Bud? Bud?
Dang it.
Oh, God!
- Yeah. - ...he's gonna forgive you.
Is there a bar around here?
I'll get to New York on my own.
Ow.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.
It's been so long since I kissed a man.
Wave to them. Say hi.
You really brought me back.
Oh, my God.
I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God.
- You good. Take your time. - Yeah.
and comment you're a chef?
I'll be right back.
Just, uh, relax your dick
everybody's breaking their phone.