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but instead I got poopy in the park.
I‐I mean the kind of underpants I wear.
And maybe a guy at the ATM.
And there were no pastries at all.
And one of us got her hair pulled,
TV's almost my favorite child. If I had a favorite.
I know they're plant‐eating, gentle giants,
I know, I know. I say that all the time.
No, yeah, it's good, it's good.
Yeah, you're a work in progress.
I don't even know what defecation is.
It's just a ticket? So she's fine? Phew.
and veggies and smoothies.
and 39 cents.
Pituitary by Boyz 4 Now. It's nasty.
What is that? Do you stomp really hard?
Well, now I've lost my place.
I'm showing Gene and Tina how they can open any door
- What are you in for? - Attempted to sell drugs
- Palms up. - Oh, hand sanitizer.
- Is that sweat? - Probably.
- Boo. - And second of all, um,
I'm sure they'll all come back, right?
Hey, Linda, you're just in time to hear
- Mom got a ticket? - Yes.
- Damn it! Oh, what? -
Here's the thing. I signed up for an improv class,
Hey. Give my dad $18 for his old man music machine.
a story ready to tell, Teddy.
But, okay, let's try it with all three of us.
And I never looked back. Best of both worlds.
Any of you bring this up inside of that school, ever,
I'm scared of what she's gonna do to us.
If you walk out that door, I'll be forced to detain you.