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You've become a crab-- no, a pill!
Stupid millennial traffic.
ANNOUNCER: Coming now to the main stage...
You hate the outdoors.
Our daughter is by herself
(crying)
(pop music playing)
No...
(both gasp)
(gasps)
but sometimes I can do this.
Okay, okay, okay,
until I found out veganism was invented by foreigners,
When?
You're a smart-mouthed little sass pants.
-(cheering) -performing for the first time
(both chuckle)
and the highest possible ranking from J.D. Power.
whom I'm sure you've never heard of,
(both laugh)
Okay, but never like this--
(yawns)
We're talking about your daughter, not a vehicle.
Okay, Slapify, let's see if your algorithm
Well, would you care to share your private tee-hees
But I don't want this.