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$5,300 for a dummy? Wow.
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I don't go make burgers where you work
Scotty boom
That one makes me think
Don't excite him. Don't make him excitable.
(DWIGHT MAKING LICKING SOUNDS) Oh, my God!
I have been a little abrupt with people.
or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
Once every hour, someone is involved in an Internet scam.
Give it up. They’re dead.
I'm okay. I'm not great. And...
Several times a day Michael will use Words that are way outside my vocabulary
I guess he's never felt that with my mom, even at their best.
Did you bring your jerky in again?
(SIGHS)
Starting summer research using EPIC
Because I'll help you find it!
CRAIG, YOUR TEETH CALLED, YOUR BREATH STINKS. BOOM. ROASTED.
so they went with Cloris Leachman,
have you lost your mind? BECAUSE i'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!!
All of a sudden... I don't know who is more pathetic you or that poor little pussy you choose over your true friendship
Okay? Everyone come on up here. It's not a big deal.
Yeah.
What?
I can't keep doing this forever.
you're supposed to do it, idiot. You're interrupting me.
so it was her parents or my parents.
We don't normally download films illegally
Oh my god Ok it's happening
They say once every hour, someone is involved in an Internet scam. And that man is michael scott.
This as been a test of our emergency preparedness.
A what? A rag, a damp rag perhaps.
ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
Let's go! Let's go! Get out of my way!
Thhhp thhhp thhhhp thhhhp
(SINGING) Stayir alive, stayir alive
Well, I just want to take a minute to talk to you all
Michael is your superior, okay? Dwight. No, no, no, no.
Stanley tried to die just to get away
My goal is to make this office as peaceful
Okay. That's enough. You were in the parking lot earlier.
Something about how much they love them, so just keep that in mind.
Stevie, this is why we have training.
No rest for the sick
DWIGHT: What's the procedure, everyone?
what's the procedure? stay fucking calm!!!
Boom. Carrot-ed.
I have made a list of people that I would make out with
I'm almost done.
Did you shout "fire," causing a panic?
Wow.
I guess they all flew west for the winter.
And the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911.
and each of them...
A mars life is in my hands.
(EXCLAIMS) My hand! That's hot!
And now a man who deserves no introduction, Michael Scott.
Yeah. You're being replaced.
This movie, a lot of buzz.
Michael.
Tyler, Chelsea Piers, called, they think you suck and you're gayer than Dave.
and back in the office in a couple days.