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Once every hour, someone eases contentions on Twitter... That man is michael scott.
I'm sorry, Michael's not here right now.
Michael, I think you're what's stressing everybody out.
(ALL APPLAUDING)
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
realize you were in the bath.
Nothing stresses me out.
If you ever called the fire department
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work.
These muffins taste bad.
Boom. Roasted.
An office is a place where dreams come true.
(VOCALIZING)
(BEEPING SLOWS DOWN)
Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh 90 pounds.
Please, move back to my apartment.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Sign in on the sign-in sheet, the clipboard.
"from standing directly underneath them."
I think he meant personal day.
And inside the castle are four men,
(CHANTING IN SANSKRIT)
This SQL is bad
What are you doing?
What?
'cause he can't really talk to me about it.
Boom. Offer sheet.
But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Not maybe, yes or no.
quand six queers qui se connaissent pas se ramassent dans la même pièce what are the pronouns, what are the pronouns?
You know I kid.
(SNIFFLING)
with a 20-minute meeting in some fancy high rise.
(AND Y VOCALIZING)
You are the reason that I drink
No one really knows, but Pam's parents are going through
to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
Instead what I think we should do is
KEVIN: How small is it?
Something that Dwight doesn't like.
(CLEARS THROAT)
My God, if you' re wearing a dress, please keep your knees together, nobody wants to see that.
I'm going to die.
Michael, you ran over me with your car.
What's going on?
DWIGHT: What's next, huh? Oscar!
Michael, I feel I was a little harsh yesterday.
You know, Lily was supposed to be Nicole Kidman.
Hmm?
And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?
DWIGHT: What do we do, people? The phones are dead.
Stanley was attacked by his own heart.
I guess it also means
please keep your knees together, nobody wants to see that.
Oh, my God. Pam, I don't know. I...
If it's hot there could be a fire in the hallway!
(DOOR OPENS)
Michael! Michael! Open your mouth. Don't swallow it!
Okay, okay, I'll show them. Here we go.
You are going to sit in that wheelchair
Move it!
Hope you brought your apetitos, my lady, my Tuna.
But the doctor said if I can't find a new way
(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
So the friendship with the Nard-Dog has its privileges.
Michael, I gave you a ride home last week
CECE, YOU ARE THE REASON I DRINK.
50 percent of marriages end in divorce, so it was either her parents or mine…
Me at the end of class being done with everyone's shit....
Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Sign it! Sign it now!
Oh, boy.
(FIRECRACKERS BURSTING)
The Office
Right, guys? Cuz of gay.
Okay, everyone, I'm going to need you