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Me during the Russian and Ukrainian war:
"She's Only Gonna Get The Gist Of What You Say."
As long as we just stay here in the house we're safe, right?
Have you been hiding in the back all evening?
You think it's easy working? You think I like it?
Oh, Cleveland.
I'm sorry.
Just forget it. I just wanna sit here, watch the ball game, have a few beers.
Do you have any thoughts on what you might wanna do tonight?
- Say ruined. - Ruined.
Who's in the bush?
But I just figured if I showed a little restraint, you'd respect me.
And I'm the guy she killed.
But on the way, I passed a lake, skipped a few rocks...
- You ever had sex that was voluntary? - No, I have not.
You can live your life, Loretta.
So how was it having sex with Carolyn?
Did you know Democrats murder thousands of babies every year?
Well, is there any reason it has to end?
...sometimes...
H is for hotel room
I had a really great time tonight, Brian.
Me and my three eggs are having the best time.
- I do. - As do I.
I think I'm gonna remember it forever.
It's complimentary.