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I won't lie. I came this close to praying that I'd see you again.
You know what, I'm not gonna get sucked into this.
- I'm talking about this ruined evening. - That's not how you say ruined.
Well, summer's coming on.
We'll find out tonight, won't we?
- Ruined. - Ruined.
- Whoops. - I'm sorry.
- You busy right now? - No, I got a hand free. What's up?
Good job, Brian.
No. I do quirky things for the sake of being quirky.
Not in front of the baby! Aah! I don't wanna hurt you!
- Are you Stephen Hawking at the beach? - No, I'm Mark Spitz.
That he can't trust her. If he catches you guys in the act...
- Think about it. - God, you know, maybe you're right.
You knew it was gonna be a touching comedy...
Ruined! The grass Verieka Rolled in
Come on, baby, time for round two.
You know, there might be a way to drive the point home that she hasn't changed.
You can wash yourself off in the water closet.
Laura Bush killed a guy.
- What do you mean? - We gotta talk to Loretta.
Carolyn, you completely misunderstood me.
Hoo-hoo. Don't do it, Brian. Hoo-hoo.
I wanted you like crazy.
You always try too soon and end up blowing it.
Not like 37-year-old-woman-on-a-blind-date fun.
Why are You Like Huckleberry Pie in a Bathing Suit?
Ooh, tandem bike.
Uh...
You'll get it next time, yeah.
Apache penis!