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It's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler.
How about you told me you loved me after I was married?
...with my ability to consummate anything.
That's it. We're going to the emergency room.
I love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
And I can be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands...
...and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
- Why? Why did you do this? - Look, I told you...
What do you mean?
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags...
Mm-hm.
[GAGS]
Yeah. Right.
Ooh, to a Porsche.
Oh.
Stop typing.
Maybe because you've got the keys?
What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense?
Well, look at you.
- I love your car. - Yeah. It's mine.
Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand.
At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?
- Hi, Joey. - Hey.
...they're gonna start to think I don't own it.
- Good. What made you change your mind? - I swallowed his sonic blaster gun.
Oh, look who it is. My husband, the apple of my eye.