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that the Tea Party is run by rich guys who are only out for themselves.
Oh, we'll see about that!
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Then let's do it.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
Wow, a lot of people here today.
- (GASPS) Carter? - Oh, hey.
It's great to see so many regular people out here.
Typical Jew.
(SINGING) It seems today that all you see
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) All right, drop the coats on three.
Our top story, Quahog is now completely government-free,
You don't want to do that.
For more details on the Tea Party platform,
Mr. Pewterschmidt. Mr. Pewterschmidt!
Now that we've freed ourselves from the terrible shackles of government,
Well, that's it. I am going down to that rally tomorrow
(CHEERING)
City Hall knows karate.
is on your side.
And there. Done.
MAN 1: Yeah! MAN 2: Down with the Spend-o-crats!
Tampon commercials no longer use blue liquids in their demonstrations.
(SIGHS) Tea Party.
So, I drove to work this morning...
That's right. Without government, I'm free to take a lot of mescaline
CARTER: Go to hell.
You daughter of a bitch
He's a family guy
All right, kiss government goodbye.