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that can fix cars, that'd be great.
I can.
Educate yourself, you fool.
Giddy-up.
Oh, come on. I... I didn't know she was dying.
♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
Ah, look at this.
Who are you?
♪ from someone named Jeffrey. ♪
One gift is okay.
As long as I've got all you people watching,
mama
Wait! I know what happened to Christmas!
I think they need to be coaxed.
that's half chinchilla and half mink,
There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit!
Oh, boy, get ready for the letters.
Oh, my God, look at the line.
Count me in.
Hey, there.
The reason there was no Christmas this year
And whatever I say in two days,
something happened at the mall,
No, I'm already a member of AAA.
We came down the bus and the city
Wow, cool. Cool.
Because when you get there, you may find out
I'm sure you are quite busy.
- Hey, now they know he was here. See? - Stop it!
Hey, you want to hear a real live-action fart
Okay, let's get the presents under the tree.
He gives and gives and gives,
I used to be, a long time ago.
♪ just to choke me till I faint ♪
hopefully with his bitch wife watching.
Would he succeed?
because he doesn't exist.
even in hard times, but if we don't,
I'm okay.
Oh, for the love of God, they're still in the sleigh.
Well, then who the hell is John...?
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪
Wait a minute, why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
Come on.
I'm Stewie Griffin, and I'm going to kill you!
The North Pole!
Well, it has to be small because of all the tiny elves.
I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive.
Do you know how much talking it took
Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm?
Well, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News.
I'll tell you what, you take me to the North Pole,
This looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Lois!
Santa 1 - Uh... Hello?
No, you were the last one out!
♪ and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
I'm gonna head for that roof.