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♪ But I really don't know how to skate! ♪
So can I.
but I am going to the North Pole
with a blood-lust for elf flesh.
- Huh? - Stewie, I think he's just a drunk.
♪ I will go to court and sue your ass! ♪
had all but destroyed the poor old man.
We failed Santa.
Santa said they eat elf flesh.
Really? You'd just... give it to us?
I'm telling you how it's done.
and I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
Mama!
Now, um, we've got a slight problem here,
Luna Oh my Jesus oh my
That one reindeer just kind of pooped
Quick, Stewie! Get the bat!
♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
♪ Oh, and that reminds me... Twelve kegs of beer! ♪
Give me my money! Give me my money! Gggggiveeeeee me my mmmmmoneyyyyyy! Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what? Oh, no! Oh, what?
Okay, just one.
Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
in the other reindeer's face, and...
That's not fair. I don't think I have
Oh, my God!
And I'm here to tell you the story
giving Squidward the business? Hmm?
You jackass!
wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
♪ Each jingle bell is a requiem knell. ♪
♪ It's all but through. ♪
'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
Why are we tilting?
♪ But can't you see that ♪
What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!
Alyssa and Melissa Cratchit.
♪ of a workload that's draining and drilling us. ♪
im caling right now
Is... Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean
Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight.
that everyone was bad this year.
of a five-year-old cancer patient?
and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
That's it? That's your reason?
Hello, Santa.
Uh, wait, Stewie. He doesn't like me so mu...
♪ He can either tap his drum or my rear. ♪