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Oh, my God, Stewie, you all right?
but I don't see how that matters here.
And show some care, for God's sake.
What... What are you doing here?
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
All right, look, let... Let's just go.
I am sensing an eeyore footnote here.
Who's this little guy? Huh? Is this your nephew?
but why... Why don't you just sit down,
Very well, then. You're driving me. Let's go.
that were too tired to fly back north.
♪ Platinum-plated silverware. ♪
♪ Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball! ♪
Nobody vomits at the North Pole!
Aw, man.
do not let me convince you that I've changed my mind.
I don't feel like it.
Well, you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
Screw that.
Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters.
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
All right, according to this map,
You know what? I might even make a sandwich!
Santa's got his work cut out for him.
What the hell! Why isn't it moving?
You could spend the night there
Look at my car!
- I have a nail in my anus. - Oh.
All right, Stewie, let's go get the sleigh ready.
Ah.. Just some stupid stuff went down
- Robert! - Well, it's true.
Yeah. Don't touch that.
Well, you know, if you had just taken me
He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice.
to disappointment this morning
I thought you had them.
Fox Movie Channel! 12 years old!
Don't worry, Santa.
The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
I'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!
Police Sergeant-Hey, who the hell are you?
I'm calling the cops.
Put me out of my misery!
We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls.
Well, how the hell are we gonna get back inside?
I received a call about notarizing a document,
♪ And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear. ♪
and ask for only one Christmas present every year,
Brian, see if you can find some duct tape.
Where's Dan?
♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪
♪ wearing nothing but their socks ♪
Sorry. I'm done.
Hell, I... I didn't even think he existed until last night.
I won't, Brian!
Look, I'm here giving out free presents!
Oh, my God.
♪ Poo on you, it's not enough! ♪
Of all the malls in this great country of ours,
Her family life is rough,
Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?
There's no presents under the tree!
♪ till the thought of existence is chilling us. ♪
Get out of here, Brian.