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It's Christmas Eve.
The workload destroys them,
We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.
How am I doing today, Gary Busey?
All right, let's go to the North Pole.
I just need to catch my breath.
♪ I want a Lexus all in pink, ♪
I'm gonna see the workshop, pet a few reindeer,
♪ I'll tell you what, shove your list up your butt ♪
What other kid?
a negative attitude. I just...
who the hell do you think you are?
for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places.
Now help me move this guy's body!
and we completely blew it.
I started with one family of magic elves,
Well, what are we supposed to do now?
♪ We can get out of any mess ♪
Do you think I'm an idiot?! Huh? Do you?
Mommy!
has overwhelmed him.
and this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's.
- Are you serious? - Quite.
Look, Stewie, if you'd just listen for a sec...
and everyone just takes him for granted.
Hey, wait, look! There's Quagmire, way up front.
Fingers all bleed... And look, I just peed!
to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
middle-of-the-night feeding
This was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
Oh, get off your soap box, Brian.
♪ Then I'd go out skating. ♪
Then the reindeer eat them,
I don't know. We'd better think of something.
Besides, we don't need 'em.
Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime.
and she took a turn for the worse.
Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!
I'll be with Allah soon.
I need your car.
Not like that you're not.
How about you, kids?
All right, come on, let's get out of here!
Okay, look at this.
Daddy, I want a drink of water.
Our top story today... Santa Claus skips Christmas.
I got eight mediocre things.
Hey.
You... want me to kill you?
wheres is could Cop
Oh, I see. Yeah, looks like you got some water leakage.
All right, this should do for the night.
Brian?!
that legally binds me to same.
which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures
I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father.
I need help with the car.
Stewie, just pull yourself together.
Hello, Santa? Put Chevy on the naughty list for life. The End!