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That was a disaster.
Me? I didn't do this.
Well, at least we're done
- What's the matter? - We're out of gas.
You know, those... Those aren't socks and underwear
Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?
Sailor Moon Help help
You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?
Triple A, you know? AAA.
Oh, so you are with Triple A?
I'm Santa.
Okay, you got a deal.
I will not be deterred.
Uh, sir?
Lulu
Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.
Happy holidays!
If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands
Well, drunk or not, can you help us?
but he sure wasn't what they expected.
Oh, interesting. Interesting theory, Brian.
Except for Santa's wife
Move over.
What?
Wait. What are you doing?
He can't keep this pace up anymore.
Okay.
You might need a hose, eh?
I can if you want to join AA, eh?
Well, there isn't a great deal of sport in that.
Mommy!
You can't call the cops on Santa.
I don't know, boys, he's in rough shape.
This is ridiculous... We are not going to the North Pole.
Look at the toxic waste we're producing.
does anyone want to buy some pot?
and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones.
What?
♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
Say yes to life, Brian!
to be neutered in two days?
They don't know how much time she has left.
Oh, my God, are... Are you all right?
Come on, now.
Do you have a brother?
No, I mean, it looks like you need a part, eh?
♪ All those dreams are nightmares ♪
♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪
Local officials are going with the theory
♪ every smile makes it all worthwhile? ♪
I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?
But an hour and a half, Brian!
Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!
♪ There's too much to do. ♪
All right, Brian. Let's do this.
The world failed Santa.
Ow! You bitch!
♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪
No, it's... It's in the yard.
and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game