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-Yeah, I guess. A little. -Ain't no thing. I'm wild too.
I don't know what that's like?
And one of the great joys of life..
Yeah, okay.
Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?
My boss wants to buy my baby
He doesn't want to buy my baby! I made that up!
-What? -They're wildly unpopular.
I'm Jim. Jim Nelson.
-What? -Yeah, Joey, she's..
-That's crazy. -That's what I told him!
I'll look at your tea leaves and tell your fortune.
to show they're not in the baby-buying business.
You said your boss wants to buy your baby?
I know. I know.
And also, tea tends to give me the trots.
and it is not mine to purchase.
Why don't we start over? You can tell me about yourself.