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You know, now that we have two minutes
Why has no one done this? I need a pen, where's a pen?
- I see. - Yeah.
who might be able to help get this published.
really, less substance than an issue of TV Guide.
that you clearly couldn't handle.
to think that John Lennon was kind of a jerk
- Pretty much. - You can't write.
I mean, yes, Dana has made a career in comedy.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
All right. Maybe I will.
Y... You're right. You're right.
Yeah, but, Stewie, this isn't about all the things you did wrong.
And remember, Wish It, Want It, Buy It. All right.
Here, just take it.
Hey, Stewie.
♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪
No, no, I promise, I'll be as quiet as a guy in a coma.
Now, I'm gonna roll him on his back,
Well, n... Nice going, Stewie. You ought to be my publicist.
"Oh, Wisdom.
Huh. Wonder what this is.
Why am I standing under an air vent?!
You know what, I'll just... I'll take a cab.
The number-one book on The New York Times Bestseller list
to a large, gullible segment of the population.
Which... Which is a girl's name... And I'm...
of the American people who could be using the money