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You want to make a deal with me?
You offering me a job?
Okay, Sue, let's go.
She's a big fan of yours, though. You should talk to her.
Dan, you can be shrimp.
How do you feel about swindling
Sure, sure. No, we can...
Amy, greens. We'll call Mike carrots.
Yeah, I got a pretty impressive deck of cards here, ma'am.
Are you threatening me, Pez head?
I would like a visit from the vice president.
I need a moment.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
It's fucking us all every which way.
Oh, my God, all these whispers, these rumors.
I've got to have a skeleton staff.
Section marked "what if."
- Different isn't bad. - No, bad is bad.
Sometimes I feel I don't know my own party.
so that's a positive, right?
I'm sorry. I got Sue.
Come on. Come on.
I don't actually have to touch the trash, do I?
Did I hear the VP scream?
the land deal from, like, ages ago.
A doff of the cap to you, my lady.
And it is gonna be full of subtext.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
So call "First Response," get this thing underway.
Honestly, all of America will be watching.
and wake the fuck up. There is no job, Dorothy.
Seeing him?
Okay, then you see... see where it goes.
- Yeah? - You're going home.
- I'm fucking awesome. - You are.
I mean, killed by a bear?
I'm gonna go chicken salad and a Diet Coke.
But I need my passport renewed, so can I speak to the veep?
Gary, I don't know how to do that.
It's like a sudden monsoon in Goa, sir.
You got 20/20 vision, huh?
- Right. - Explosive dirt. Hurty dirt.
No, no, no. Just browsing the store of life.
The donations, the shitty book about me and Andrew