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- like a bear on an idiot. - Of course. That's right.
You don't want to see a dick in hi-def.
She tried her best to prevent this shutdown,
- Who the hell keeps stirring the shit pot? - Roger Furlong.
- Do you not know? You haven't. All right. - I have not seen...
Wow, that came out of nowhere, didn't it, Will?
Yeah.
with what's-his-fuck at the State Department?
in his soon-to-be-released "Politico" interview
Did you check the oil? No. Who the fuck checks their oil?
Well, people in the old days lived in discomfort most of the time.
All you got to do is go meet the garbage guys.
- Young? - Young, exactly.
Unbelievable.
- Oh. - So what's my end?
All right.
I'm thinking like it's the 2020s.
- You're furloughed, Mike. - Without pay?
Subtext, ma'am... you failed.
- Nice to see you. - Sue, grab a bag.
to go to Minnesota, do some widow work.
No, ma'am.
Valued and, if need be, aggressive client.
Madam Vice President, you have been squeezed out of the budget deal.
and get in touch with this widow.
So you're really not gonna eat that lobster?
You're pregnant? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I did not mean that.
Wow, he's taking that well.
Oh, no, I hate lobster.
What? I'm not overpaid.
You’re furloughed.
You like turds, don't you, Dan?
I meant like you think I'm a dick.
Now I'm to blame because some goober
She's respected, but she's not dangerous.
This ass is closed for business.