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Now I'm gonna stick my raw pasta in you.
on account of most of us been pepper-sprayed
Uh, yeah, every light in the house is on.
I have a 13-inch penis!
(Applause)
we never would've been in this fight.
When you haven't participated in class all semester And then say "fuck it, I already got accepted to grad school"
What do people do who don't drink?
(applause)
You know, I say,
Hey! That's a low blow.
Aw, thank God.
I'm trying to watch.
But only if you send me and Carol a copy of that picture.
How would you like to build a deck right now with your buddy?
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
When you haven't participated in class all semester But already got into grad school
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK MOTHER RUSSIA'S FUKING VODKA
Hey you're not glitched you're just a regular person Peter
'cause I'm spending all my time with Peter.
Oh, are we just gonna play the blame game?
This whole law is ridiculous!
I am, like, crazy good at knitting.
It's against the law for him to do that!
IS VIOLENCE IN MOVIES AND SEX ON TV
Rhode Island's a mess from top to bottom.
Ah, screw that, we're going with plan B--
I threw a bottle of rum through the window of the Apple Store.
I enjoyed hanging out with you, too.
is what I miss most about having elbows.
Ten bucks. All right.
What are you in for?
♪ That funky monkey, Brass... ♪
Uh, what's that?
Why am i glitch- oh i'm not glitched
one of America's most celebrated vintners.