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Everyone bring it in!
JoJo? No, she's my neighbor. I've known her forever.
Hey, Meg, who's your date?
Well, it sure is good
But, oh, my God, Horace is really hurt.
ANNOUNCER: We now return to Joanie Loves Chris Brown.
and go get some ice cream.
Now remember, we're here to impress the girlfriends
All right, what do you want for your last meal?
Oh, yeah? Well, speaking of things
(voice quavering): I'd, um... I'd just like...
Quagmire, when a girl says she doesn't want
Everything we try to do sober just ends badly.
Uh, yes, I'd like to mail this to a whore.
(stifled sobs)
(clippers buzzing)
Just put some blush here and here.
if I were willing to date a Persian.
who fought in Vietnam.
My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question.
I mean, as long as we got a place to drink and a restroom
It's these damn wool pants.
It's where the three of us made that suicide pact
The doors are a little short,
(exhales) There's so much...
I can't be a part of this.
that I'm gonna turn this zero into a one.
Uh, I think I'll just have a salad.
to be back in the old Clam.
"400 years ago in Bethesda, Maryland."
of a very uncomfortable studio audience.
for businessmen to have homosexual encounters.
You guys are doing pretty good.
What's up, fools? I'd like to dedicate
You're gonna get me in trouble!
ANNOUNCER: Only a half a point divides our top two competitors
And all because I believed in myself
Yeah, and don't you think it's confusing that every character
I got nervous.
(indistinct chatter)