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Off to another day of jury duty, sweetie?
Ah, I've had sex lots of times.
Bore the hell outta you?!
So what do you say, are we a family again?
2 x 3 x 13 x 17 = 1326
Is there anything else we should know about?
#פאבולאָוס #ניין #וועינען #קעושטהט
How was your first time?
Neptune and Pluto have already been consumed,
is gonna be just fine.
there was fecal matter involved?
I don't want to go back to stupid jury duty.
Yeah, that's right.
Sure, I do.
Well, right now I feel like a jerk.
But I-I can still be your dad
I'm telling you, man,
who knows math better than me.
when I saw this woman who was...
#SHUTUP
as your Armageddon network.
punch her really hard right in her hepatitis.
Well it’s a sunny day I feel brand new
I am overjoyed.
Wait a second. Y-You're saying that
Peter Peter
not to make up our minds beforehand?
when you're pushing on its windpipe,
This is Montecore. He's my lion.
Wait a minute. I'm not talkin' to you.
I feel like an old guy
with the people we love most.
everyone is asked to do jury duty?
As Americans everywhere face their last day on Earth,
Hello... Peter.
You're blocking the TV.
So then, I'm not special?
Oh, I'm sorry, did I punch you too hard?
For my friend, on our last day on Earth.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 13 = 1664
#el chupanibre #slurms MacKenzie #florp #neil tyson
Just like my daddy and his daddy before him.
Today, I have a golden ticket to do whatever the hell I want.
Hello, is this Megan Fox?