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I have very aching gut from eating so much apple cake.
but never when she's in the bed with me!
All right, that's enough from you.
- Peter? - What is...
What? You're still gonna work for that man
I can't believe what I just saw, Mr. President!
Yesterday, I was at Quahog Pond,
- Damn it! - Right on!
Your cash poor Your cash poor
But we just got here, sweetie.
- You think so? - Trust me.
to make sure there's no static electricity.
Well, that guy's not getting a musical.
Happened for real.
It's the one day a year I get touched!
Let's give D.C. a chance, huh?
You're worth $700 mil on the high side.
tonight, I'm going to drop the Big One
You look like my mom.
And to enforce the laws already on the books.
My husband is the son of a felon
you're a historically unpopular fatso from New Jersey.
whose dad is a fat idiot who once had a hit television show
'cause it wins all the Emmys and the kids love it.
Many children have learned their favorite Jewish, black
Trudeau, away...!
poor.
Aah!
Wow, the White House is great.
like Donald Trump is. From now on,
'cause I know I can trust you with it.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
...making Neil Armstrong