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Association with Tanz spells disaster.
No. He's a prison magnet.
- Get well soon. - Thank you so much, Richard.
on the Judiciary Committee.
- Listen, if I don't make it... - Gary, you're gonna be fine.
Wow, and you left the bun on it when you cut it.
- Oh, is that so? - The potassium.
- This is Splett. - Hey, buddy.
- Oh, my God. - Whoo!
has never saved us from anything,
Nice of you to fit me into your busy schedule.
- It's neither a plural, nor a possessive. - No, it's spring.
And they have written you a piece of legislation.
It's hilarious.
Plus, reading...
Do you know where my water with the straw is?
Danny, I saw that piece that you did on Rwanda. It's very powerful.
I'm starting to look like I should be auditioning for a telenovela here.
Sorry betrays a weak spirit. Have a seat, Congressman.
- Oh, good luck. - I'm fine.
- Thank you. - Madam President,
If it was any more Kennedy-esque,
It just... it doesn't feel organic.
I feel like my chest has been trampled
Marjorie and Catherine are on their way.
and he's the chair of the Judiciary Committee.
I wanna give you some exciting news.
- It's in the bathroom upstairs. - What's in he bathroom?
Here are the notes on the kid chefs.
Why don't we just puppy pile, okay?
of maybe five million.
I do wanna hear the end of that, though.
- All righty, time to go. - Okay.
Ma'am, picked by the Supreme Court.
The only one who should be sucking your dick
with the gavel clenched in my cold, dead twat.
Oh, of course, yeah. That makes sense.
hello?
You do like throwing books at people.
Oh, no, it isn't upstairs, Gary.
- What? I'm on the short list! - Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo!
Wait, do I have to read all this?
it may be virtually impossible for you to conceive.
I want a full fucking beaver shot with the legs.
So, I'm not menopausal?
- 40. - ...40.