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- And you get to buy my book. - Can't you just give me a copy?
- Love to, yeah. - Ow!
This looks delicious. What is it?
is Daylight Savings Time.
Madam President, because of the actions of misguided reformers,
You're lucky I have such a great ass.
Hello. Thanks for this.
could it be bad for your child's self-esteem?
but it'll probably be a man if you wanna get anything done.
You didn't even sign this.
Oh, a straw. Yeah, I want a water with a straw.
the mish-mash of time zones and time changes
Can we get something for Mr. Walsh, please?
- No, Gary, sit! - All right, let's both sit.
- Happy Daylight Savings Time. - Saving.
All right, so tell me, is there any truth at all to this?
I guess.
You told me not to!
I can't get any air in here
- Excuse me. - Oh, my God.
Your mother had a heart attack in DC.
Certainly.
'cause think of the position that that would put me in.
Apparently, someone saw President Meyer's name on McPherson's call sheet,
This isn't unprecedented either,
- Then shut the fuck up. - Uh-huh.
Richard! Oh, I'm sorry.
I need that money for the library ASAP. Go!
Have ever watched girls gymnastics? That makes no sense.
Where is your water?
and a king memory foam...
- He's good, though, right? - Yes, ma'am.
But I think five million is swingable.
- and start sucking. - Fine.
- Eight bodies. - ...Eight bodies.
- Thank you. - Mr. Egan?
They all said no very fast.
in a tiny version of "Back to the Future."
Fittingly, I lost my back-virginity in Assateague.
Look, it's 9:00 AM, right?
If it was any more Kennedy-esque, it would drive you into the ocean.
Buh-bye.
- Do you want a juice box? - Where was that an hour ago?
"Granite State Represented by Twinless Tower,"
Chocolate chip walnut cookies from Levain.
It's the bleu cheese.
- Yes, hi. - Is it okay with you
We all know about you and Jane. You guys are together.
What is it?
On the bright side, it's gonna be an amazing
You could just get the correct time from your phone.
Sorry, Jane. Of course you're sure. Okay.
and tell her Selina will meet with her next Monday.