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'Jack-Off.' How about it? Oh, boy.
Do you know he made this bar we're sitting at?
Not only would you get out of the marriage...
PLAYING)
Pick a team. Pick a team.
Dude, we won.
Hey, I have a question.
Go ahead, boy, drink your drink
See, the judge said that you had to prove...
- Can I talk to you for a second?
Thank you.
Stay with me on this one.
Morning, morning, morning.
Go back to your... zoo
in my field.
Tipper.
you know, setting a date?
with my butt.
using, the one I loosened up for you.
- Hey, Mr. Banger. - How are you?
really trying to make her marriage work.
than do something I know I don't love.
And make it happen
And all they took was the door.
...and I make the call.
There is a hot girl party going on...
And you know I mean this in the nicest possible way.
You know what's gonna make you feel better?
We can work something out here.
and I wanted to bring it back to you.
Get up here. Come on.
Smoothies!
- The other night, we had this party...
Hey man now you're really living
makes us a little closer.
I think he's trying to drive me crazy.
I believe in miracles
reservations tonight at Babbo at 8:30.
sexy
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
All right. You're arguing.
Yes.
He will be there.
Oh, God.
to cheat on you?
She's good, she deserves it,
She threw it in the trash.
I could be anything you like
- Oh, God.
but, you guessed it,
It's like she doesn't even want...
Eyes on the prize.
Gotta be everything more
that is so long, so protracted, so expensive...
that, as individuals,
- Can you believe this? - No.
- Use a condom, boys. - Bye-bye. Bye. Just go.
Look at that. You had to come all the way...
in the South,
What is this, like a five-foot hoagie?
you never have to lose.
Yeah, 'cause you're like the last person...
but it was not a lie.
Although Ms. McNally ran up $25,000...
At some point, you're gonna have...
So.
Which is what I am right now. Can we start drinking?
Not that you didn't before, it's just...
What a waste of time The thought crossed my mind
You mean, besides my marriage?
Where you from, you sexy thing
Time to get a big-boy drink.
What are you talking about?
I guess I was wrong. You do clean up pretty well.
The boss got game. The boss got game.
relinquishing all the rights to the money.
Joy?
Yes, the sex is great, okay? I mean, that's fantastic,
- What?
Most people would be repulsed,
I'm going to buy you a big box of Tampax...
the New York City Marathon, okay?
No.
No offense,
Court is called to order.
Where's that, Jack? The starting line?
so I'm just going to...
and you're not allowed on the roof,
Yes, tonight I have to leave it
Everything's all right
Good night, Mrs. Fuller.
You hear that?
- Yes, Mrs. Fuller? - Yes.
Cheers.
total inebriation.
this weekend with my husband's family...
You've got to come to Uncle Pat's...
- Makes total sense. - It shouldn't.
- Great, see you then. - Thanks so much.
and that would be illegal.
Go get your future ex-ex-wife.
you know, just let me know.
Bets are right there. - All right. Roll them out.
Oh, that's too bad.
That's okay, see if I care
And I think you know who I'm talking about.
Because it was...
You are kind of a disgusting skank.
This... No, no, this is not what it looks like.
that leaves $1.45 million to be divided...
something special for his birthday.
Nine-nine. Food stamps. Tastes so good.
and I'm going to provide for her,
around your neck...
I would rather do nothing and be happy...
And that's not sexual harassment.
I thought maybe we could talk about,
You just said 'wily temptress.'
What?
It's ridiculously good. The orange juice is good.
A key?
Do you train monkeys in here?
What, you think this is all yours? God.
I'm Jack Fuller. I'm a friend of Joy's.
And I'd have to add, you know,
so...
- Hey, hey. - Hey.