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Gold-digging whore.
Isn't this world a crazy place
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Hi, hubby, it's me. Open up.
What's that?
I just wanted to give you this back.
This is like... I mean, you're lucky.
Right? You tell her if she doesn't sign it,
I don't like any of you.
Sorry. I was just trying to find some quiet...
Then why are you still wearing the ring...
- You are so immature. - Please, woman.
...split... ...the money...
Congratulations, Jack-Off.
Hey, McNally.
I won a case. Jesus Christ.
So.
I mean, I would never live here, ever, but...
I just...
Keep your eyes on the prize, Jack.
that has to leave, but... Are you crying?
and when he answers, they're just gonna, bang,
I don't know. If you were miserable...
Hey, I... These...
Maybe there was one tiny little thing...
Does it look...
Make a hundred pretty babies.
I don't know how people do this.
It's the real thing.
for his new furniture business.
considering you can't even keep a job...
I can do this. I can totally do this.
you are good enough for me.
in front of all of our closest friends...
I do...
And I haven't had sex in forever.
And the thing that I value most...
- Who is this? Your boss.
Well, Jack, Sr., you know, it is just so nice...
No, you just... You...
'I'll show you how to put it down.
we're dumping Bob whats his name,
Thanks.
Come on. Don't be afraid.
He's married.
they seriously need to work on.
I don't at the moment, Your Honor,
make your case here, okay?
I'm not over
I win. I get a second chance.
Now, listen, Joy,
No, Your Honor, we do not.
Yep.
junk punch him...
Well I could see you home with me
Very exciting. Everyone, back on the bus.
I, like, threw up in my own purse, so...
Because you look so fine
Oh, I have a feeling, all right.
equally.
Yeah, okay.
You can't get any higher than that...
No, no, please, please, please.
You literally have a bar...
Well, what's mine is yours.
I need a key.
Shall we, Mrs. Fuller?
I'll have a vodka and a Scotch.
- All right, well, maybe some other time.
No, I was waiting for you to do that.
Gold Digging Whore
So if I can get Jack to end the marriage...
Ready to do this?
What are we doing? What are we doing?
Here's my thought on what we should do...
What's happening? What's happening?
Well, I got a message from your parents,
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
you should teach a seminar, Jack,
This is great.
I spent the last four years of my life...
I don't have any cookies.
So, Jack, tell me about yourself.
but a slow glowing dream
you don't want him to finish it,
should have their wife on LoJack.
Maybe he would be. You don't know.
and you made me want to bet on myself.
Yeah, I know.
That your fear seems to hide...
- You got the window.
- Till death do us part. - Not unless I kill you first.
in credit card debt in my client's name,
Yeah, no, I'm married. I didn't tell you that?
All right. Here it is.
See how it goes up and down. Okay?
Blah, blah, blah, blah...
- Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute.
Get out of the house right now.
Marriage is about love and commitment.
God damn it. No, you don't get it.
You are demented.
This chick's the reason...
I meant them.
Again?
I could be brown I could be blue
and invite them over for dinner.
Wow.
- I wouldn't lie to you, Big Dick.
Okay, look, Jack, the hearing's in a week.
biologically programed to love you,
Good night, Mr. Fuller.
Sure someone else didn't do this to you?
and besides,
She asked you...
Raiders of the Lost Ark may be the greatest movie ever made.
- about 30 miles east of the city.
- The doctor can do 4:00. - Oh, perfect.
The marriage might have been a mistake,
No, I remember when I didn't care...
to be your lawfully wedded husband,
your mind, and I don't need to. I just...
When your team makes it to the World Series
For three weeks out of the month,
- McNally. - Chong.
- Hey, buddy. - Oh, hi. How are you?
This is my niece, and BFF, the great Sammy Sosa.