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All right.
Ever.
Taxi.
Gotta be green Gotta be mean
This is my lesbian sister Tell her about your softball team
Oh, my God.
until the locksmith comes?
...pees in the sink?
75th and Riverside, and step on it.
- Let me get that. Oh. - Wait a sec.
Do not say Vegas.
to help us get around the ruling.
Can't you understand I hate you my friend
- because it truly is selfless.
for the whole weekend.
That's a good one, McNally.
- We're going to Le Cirque, please.
You know, gay people aren't destroying...
- Hi. - Hey. Jameson, on the rocks.
- Dad, I am your son.
And what do wily temptresses do, Jack?
the sanctity of marriage,
All right.
And I really wanna make you mine...
- Oh, my God. You're falling for her.
You want to kiss me?
This is the greatest day of my life.
I see that now.
Now you don't need that money...
- I don't have an ounce of space...
- Jack-Off, buddy. - He has a comeback.
I'll just take this to him.
I guess you're not a big sharer.
I would love to.
I have to get going. I just...
Before, or should I say if
and I went to a bunch of really expensive schools.
just you're a little on the heavy side.
He doesn't do anything all day, okay?
I gotta go. I'll see you next week.
Why?
from Vegas? That was nice.
- Thanks for calling. - Where's Jack?
By the way, don't worry about me,
I'll bet you $5
which means that this office is gonna be up for grabs.
- I don't usually like pulp. You a fan?
It'll drive her crazy.
- Got it. - Okay. I'm sorry. I...
Pardon. Excuse me. Sorry.
before the Exchange, before Mason.
You're remembering...
She's on fire.
- Yeah, no. Bullet dodged. - You betcha.
in these little slutty outfits.
This is my lesbian sister.
Yes, Your Honor, I am.
Uh-huh.
I've gone identity mad.
What are you gonna do? Are you going to cut...
running back to the honeymoon suite...
I'm so glad to see you.
sufficient effort into the marriage?
like she was good enough to be with you.
Do you know how many lighthouses...
But then again, I wouldn't know about it.
'Hey, what are you still doing here?'
We're all gonna get laid.
I am talking about one place and one place only, my friend.
You didn't do anything in there.
I did take myself out of the game.
Okay. Go ahead, Dad. What's wrong with it?
It's not pretty, but we can...
...equally as marital property.
I want you back, Joy.
My hobbies.
You left this behind,
Who wouldn't want to be Indiana Jones?
shut off her phone. She took off.
Can you undo my zipper?
deep down, she never really felt...
Well I just saw the sun rise over the hill
Yes, I did, because that is what she is.
Wow. Okay, you win.
It's all right
And I just heard a rumor...
Besides, you don't want a divorce,
'Hello, my name is Joy's Bitch.'
- Seriously? - Yeah.
and granted, there are days...
- Objection, Your Honor. You can't do that.
While he's writhing on the ground...
and I can't tell you how much I appreciate...
Okay, that's not what I meant, okay?
And it's the best time I've ever had.
So...
Now watch and learn.
Oh, thanks.
So, look. This isn't working.
What?
- Do you need some help?
Hey. Here...
Your name is Dick Banger.
I have to go.
where I wasn't even trying.
- What's this? - This is a document, okay,
...for richer or for poorer...
you're so clearly in love with your ex.
- Okay, one breast. That's all you get.
Miss McNally, are you sure?
You're making progress.
A few...
Then she said,
And any absence...
Oh, really?
- How many? - Five.
So I'm gonna be honest with you.
I just love you so much.
I'm a pretty fun guy. You can ask around.
I don't want to live with you.
you know, to find his socks and his dirty underwear...
I'm just giving you what you wanted, baby.