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What do I have?
Tell you what, Mom and Dad, why don't you skidaddle for a tick and let us hipsters talk in privo.
Uh,.. so it so it looks like Michael Jackson is having back problem in court.
N'kay, uhhh, let's pick someone else.
I can't stand her.
Really??
Not perform?
Hey, j-j-jackass!
Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure. They're not like the ladies down at Colfax Point.
I'm just practicin' for the talent show.
Hey Jimmy, I'm Doctor Pal.
Well of couse I wanna get laid.
"if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend." Wow, how insightful.
Creep!
It's like I told Debbie:
I beg to differ with you, sir.
Serves you right, you son of a bitch!
This box is supposed to be used for serious questions!
You should try the Lotsa Mozzarella Pizza Roll.
What's the matter?
Oh... Hi, Officer B-b-barbrady.
That's because I'm a doctor, but I'm also your pal. Are we cool?
M-maybe I can catch the bus ...and get down there before the talent show ends.
M'kay, uhh, Jimmy, why don't you come up here and write down the names of two narcotics?
You're supposed to be workin' for me!
Can I start you out with some lotsa pasta macaroni minis?
Can you come on the date and help me? You're like a white... Hitch.
All right kids, all right kids, that's enough!
So apparently it's been exactly two years since the fall of Baghdad.
Dude, didja see, Jimmy? They're giving away a hundred dollar first prize for the talent show.