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...Colfax Point?
Look, kid, what are you doin'?! You wanna get laid or not?
I'm... not gonna perform in the talent show.
Now, I understand you have some concerns about erections.
Jimmy, what are you doing here? The talent show is inside.
No room at the inn, Virgin Mary.
But I can't get any of the girls here to let me... do it to them.
Colfax Point...
and put them in this box anonymously so we could discuss in class, m'kay?
A lot of times parents call me in because I can relate to younger kids.
but I'm very upset!
Oh God, I feel so weird" huh?
About, about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's stop the tomfoolery!
Sure do.
"And so if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend."
Well why the hell not?!
I'll tell you one thing: their food hasn't been getting along with my stomach for years.
So apparently the Chinese and the Japanese aren't getting along lately.
You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina."
Really?
But Jimmy, you love talent shows. Everyone in town knows that.
Yes, nice, Jimmy, very nice.
Okay, first up we have Billy Turner, from the third grade,
Oh boy, this is embarassing.
Come on, ho!
Mr. Mackey, your counselor.