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- When is this joyous occasion? - You're not invited.
Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoo-hoo.
Don't you touch my son.
Doesn't sound crazy at all.
Won't it be a little awkward when you show up at St. Mary's Cathedral
If you happen to be keeping score, that would be medicine one, God zero.
I'll be right out. I'm fixing my hair.
I never go to bed very, very mad.
I saw the Great Wall, ate the food, had a baby with a local.
to watch silently as our dad drunkenly knocked us from room to room.
That's cold, sis. Ice cold.
For God's sake, get off pie!
You hear that? She's gonna kill me. Get her.
But when I see you,
Then, and only then, can I be fully ready... to make love to you.
She's got me on 24-hour baby-making alert.
You can go to the baptism. And take Jack.
- Now, Turk! - Man!
You know what used to drive Perry nuts as a kid?
[Paige] Oh! Wow!
Or is it Larry? At my age it's getting harder to keep track of his gimps.
In the end, you just have to be willing to take the first step.
Like Jesus.
By the way, I invited your sister.
Bye, Paige.
Noted.
I'm not sure why it was suddenly so awkward,
I'll tell him it's a lie when he gets home
I need 30 minutes of foreplay.
That was quite a fight you had with your sister.
Mark my words. When that bastard's dipped in water, I will be there.