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and they told me he had lice.
I once was lost
See-e-e-e
Yeah.!
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
But you have a lot to learn about being parents.
Mineral bath? Facial massage? How did you afford these?
We've always tried to be good parents.
They're ten feet away, and we can't even talk to them.
Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool, wet sack.
Come on, you gloomy Gusses. Who's up for a big bowl on nonfat ice milk?
But you got us and, baby, we got you
Stupid babies need the most attention
Easy there, Flub. We're all gonna get a chance.
I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad.
Do you reject Satan and all his empty promises?
Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?
after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Is your source on this reliable?
Reverend! Emergency!
Stacks of old newspapers from 20 years ago.