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Oakwood Academy!
These days we use a yardstick!
a different faith means a different afterlife.
Don't you touch bead one!
Blessed art thou among syrups, and bles...
Who said that?!
But it ends with bread and wine.
Until one day, after a drunken brawl with my dad...
Strange as it sounds, Dad, I agree with you.
teaching my son your time-tested values!
My pleasure. Note to self:
How 'bout this one--
And in art class, we painted Saint Joan burning at the stake,
How do you like those croutons!
Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge.
So, it's sacrilege you're spoutin' then.
We beleive the god last prophet Bart Simpson
No praying to the condiments!
Wait!
Stupid Catholic school.
The rim is orange, ain't it?
And you know, I went to a Catholic wedding once.
Don't you get it?
3 x 7 x 11 x 13 = 3003
Unlike all the other stuff I told you I didn't do, which I did.
I hate them all!
I think we've lost them.
And that's how I came to the Church.
and mine was the grossest!
You're one of King Martin's guards.
Marge Simpson.