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And you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.
Sister Thomasina, I've taken the liberty of knockin' the vinegar out of him.
Welcome to Protestant Heaven.
You're leaving with me!
Court ninja?
I was laying in the gutterpickin' up my teeth,
Well, I'm not having another 12 kids.
Commander Biden?
And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the Army,
And that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair.
You do?
You just don't get it.
masturbating in the future.
Guys, I'm serious!
I need two AA batteries. Now!
...I coveted the wife in Jaws II, I lied to a waiter,
Can't we just keep going forward in our textbooks?
Get 'em from the smoke detector.
He's all yours.
Shantal
You're just like your mother--
to pick out a religion for you.
But remember...
With all the sitting and standing and kneeling,
by snowmobiles, until he died.
I wiped a booger on your shirt,