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A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Who's gonna play guitar?
Face it, Peter, you not marrying Lois
- Well, maybe I will. - Fine.
What can I say? I'm a Vagitarius. Oh!
- Well, I hope you got your fill, Peter. - Death, that was totally worth it.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's...
Brian, did you ever see that Twilight Zone episode?
You know the rules and so do I
- What the hell? Where are we? - Oh, my God, this is...
Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam.
Good to meet you, Molly. I'll be back later for your career.
This is crazy.
I didn't like any of that.
Screw this. No more mulligans. You're on your own.
Never gonna say good-bye
Now, if you don't mind, I need to get going.
Reports suggest that all three were violated sexually
Well, what are we gonna do?
Oh, damn it, Brian, what the hell am I gonna do now?
Yes. Yes, I will.
You mean that quintessentially '80s guy with his collar turned up all the way?
Oh, God, Brian, we messed up bad. We messed up real bad.
Are you kidding? Lois, I couldn't bear to live without you.
I need my fries! I need my fries before I obneaiobea I need my fries!!! (Screaming) (Minecraft enchanting table) YOU CAN'T HAVE SOME OF MINE?!?! I don't want your fries, I want my own fries!
Hey, honey, you want some salt for your steak?