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Goodnight, kids.
Hey. I'm Mark Twain.
A book by the only respected guy in the world named Scott.
Hmm, no pirate hat, but I'll make it work.
Let me show you how a classy guy does classy stuff.
ROOSTER CROWING
One, two, three...
This is where I practice my karate, 'cause I'm a dick.
Yeah, that's right, bitch.
I'm not gonna lie to you,
(chuckles) This is addictive.
Push off, you grifters.
Looks like we got us some new employees.
(bed continues squeaking) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
♪ Jeepers creepers ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Boop, boop, boop, doo, boo... ♪
Who's snoring? Hey, I wonder who is sleeping?
All right, evidently I have to go to the big tree
Aah! The bones in my nose!
Hi Heather want to come into a rock OK Take off your shirt take off your shoes takeoff your socks take off your pants takeoff your bra and takeoff your panties
But while I do that, why don't you face away from me
Here's one right here: The Great Gatsby.
(distant whooshing) Hey, what's that sound?
But I sure do enjoy driving your car
Tom Sawyer? What are you doing so far from home?
Shirt! Shirt! Shirt!
and count the stars.
(sighing): All right, pool, do your thing.
What's half of your name?
♪ Where'd you get those eyes ♪
Yeah, just a wave is fine.
We just saw Woman Tied to Railroad Tracks 5.
Wait, but first I want to see
Wha... I have to see her!
Nya-ha!
It's Tuesday morning. It's time for church.
Yeah, and I hear her husband's a real heel.
Yes, I think we understand the nuances of this profession.
STEWIE: I would soon return to New York a changed man,