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I could get used to this.
depending on where you stand on Jews.
Oh, back at the store, I, uh, tucked my boner
Yeah, well, I got a ton of business experience.
That's so cool you guys are gonna open a business.
to get people to buy a damn cookie?
After you left, I ate cookie dough off the stomach
Stop it.
It's not for kids.
See, Peter? And now you can have a cookie.
I mean, I had that job creating ads
to bring you a Chanel 5 News special report.
Our business is cookies.
Is the yawgurt shop still open?
You got to do the work of two men and pay yourself for one.
before they stick that needle in me.
Yeah, I found one of my grandmother's old recipes,
Oh. Hey.
Okay, I'll give you a tiny bit of this.
So what are you saying?
So, Mom, what are you gonna do with the shop?
whatever it may be, not shying away from the dirty work,
before they choose Haagen-Dazs.
Mmm. God, your hair is delicious.
wanting to help in these situations,
Who am I?
I sucked him dry.
I've been... I've been looking all over the table for you.
* Lucky there's a family guy *
And don't worry, I only hired women
That was an unearned giggity, Quagmire.
GIGIT
And if you have any other questions,
I have way too much money!
Coming this fall to every network,
your favorite sitcom lines preceded by the word "uh."
We shall stand our ground and fight them to the death!
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
and sand and sand and good night!