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Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in a mansion in Ohio.
No, I wasn’t crazy about 13. The acne, self-consciousness, the erections. You okay?
I got the worst fucking bullpen
I don't care for Post Malone
I don't care for Mel or Manny
They cannot arrest a husband and wife For the same crime
I don’t care for Jones
-Michael! - How was your flight?
And this is “I’m a Bad, Bad Man” from Annie Get Your Gun.
No. I’ll be my own boss.
So, no hard feelings. Adios. Sayonara.
Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?
I have the worst fucking rb's.
The DSCC? The have boats?
Well, I’m sorry. It’s just too late. I’m moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
So, this is the magic trick, huh?
They cannot cancel the same star wars movie two times
-No. I don’t think so. -You know what we should do?
Tonight your granddad makes me partner.
Fuck off, traitor.
Family.
You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. I was there on time every single day.
I got the worst fucking friends
Of course, he has been going through a little bit of a cowboy phase.
Attic or main house?
Incredible! I'm having an incredible year!
Are those police boats?
-Well, I’d rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in New Jersey. -Touché.
and the sexiest thing I have ever laid eyes on
... and you’re all gonna have to start fending for yourselves.
Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep Dad in prison...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you gettin’ all that?
Oh, what an adventure. Oh, my goodness!
What an adventure, gang
I’ve got the worst fucking Space meteorologist
I’d rather be dead in Philadelphia Than alive in Kansas City
-How are you? -Incredible! I'm having an incredible year.
And more! Can we buy it, Dad? Can we buy the house?
I've got the worst fucking memes
Isn’t that what makes it funny? I’m laughing. Go fish— Uno— Okay. I just need a drink.
from Native American tribal ceremonies...
-Yeah, I’m okay. -Hey, there’s the man I came to see.
Michael, meanwhile, was making final preparations for his father’s boat party.
It’s a Doberman. Let it have its ears.
They moved to Boston, where they’ve become celebrated...
Actually, I’m studying cartography now... the mapping of uncharted territories.
for protesting the yacht club’s discriminatory policies.
-We’re a disappointing family. -We’re an incredibly disappointing family.