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It’s good. It’s going to be good.
Illusion, Michael
Oh, no. I’m completely stuffed.
Dad didn’t give me the promotion.
Whole or Half banana
Actually, I’m studying cartography now... the mapping of uncharted territories.
Elusions, dad! You don't have time for my elusions!
Well, he doesn’t know us very well.
Also, the attorney said they’re gonna have to put a halt on the company’s expense account.
Never hurts to double-check.
I'd rather be dead in Colorado than alive in Arizona
-I could’ve helped— -You’d be an accomplice. No.
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty.
We have the worst fucking bullpen
Georgette Mallard from Perth Western Australia Gayle Barville from Hillarys Western Melbourne
Dad’s making a big announcement.
Well, I’d rather have a 4 decade drought in Chicago than back to back championships in Kansas City.
when you learn... that this house has got everything we’re looking for.
I Got the worst Fucking clients
Um, I forget their name, but I know they’re hungry.
We’re here! We’re queer! You're welcome to join us!
That's The United States Postal Service
I should say so! Look at the blouse, sir!
It’s been nice having you guys around— you know, to talk to.
and I think it has.
When i look at the drawings with my super I've got the worst [BLEEp] architects
Well, maybe you’re right. Maybe they are spoiled.
We’re gonna try, son. But we gotta hurry. These are gonna get all snapped up. Oh, good morning. I’ll race you to the bank.
This is Michael’s mother. - Look what they’ve done, Michael.
It is gonna be a little crowded, so you’re gonna have to share a room with your cousin.
The least you could do is say good-bye to him.
You wanna know what? That’s it. I’m done. I’m sick and tired of the greed
Don’t think that didn’t cross my mind.
Hey, Buster.
and I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at M.I.T.
the guy who thought the blue on the map was land?
It’s perfect. She’d freak out...
was not having a heart attack.
I have to think NFC East Meme War is gonna frown on this.