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This is a cat.
I owe this to my inner fat girl
Julio the cat.
First tell us where you got the prettiest lace in the land.
Here we are.
Isn't he an architect?
What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
"Pretty nice"?
How were you locked in? Where the hell is all of our stuff?
See? I told you.
Honey, I'm sorry.
Joey has a very careful screening process.
There's a kitty in my guitar case.
Then he stuck a board through the handles and locked me in.
Though I'm not seeing anyone now, I've never felt better about myself.
...I got to dump Chip.
Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants.
My roommate bet me $5 I couldn't.
I have to go have dinner with my son.
I think it's cute.
You throw it out!
A lipper from Chipper.
-Are you sure you want to hear this? -I'm sure.
...J.T., Beardsley.
But, you know, she chose to find me.
Back then I thought that I'd never get to go out with a Chip Matthews.
She keeps trying to get away. Just like when she was alive.
All right, you have yourself a deal.
If she'd come back as a couch, we'd really appreciate it.
-Yes, we do. -But it's made her so happy.
Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.