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You know what? I say, good for Chris
That's what we do! Okay, great.
doing things like playing catch and going fishing, right?
Last time I was at Grandpa's,
I say we never speak of this again.
for years now, I've been planning on retiring at 45
* You can feel it in your nose *
Chris, there comes a time when every man looks at his son
That's not even him!
that carries around the fat black people.
And I don't care who knows it!
We're not supposed to be doing this.
I... uh...
Oh, thank God.
as if I'm the greatest chef in the world,
"Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa.
It wasn't a wig, it was a hair system.
Jynx Shinx
Yeah, Dad, I did.
Because, Chris, it takes time to plan a perfect wedding.
and I want to give you some money for all your time.
Sorry I'm late.
There it is. It's on Van Buren!
No! That was just in your mind.
Hey, Dad. Are you busy?
No.
What master plan?
that barely made it through the weekend without breaking up?
Are you gonna pay for the pizza?
Hey, next time I want to try it with my hand.
So if you ask me, we got to start sucking up to Chris right away.
* Hit me with your best shot
No. You can do it basically
for major-league butt stuff, I don't know what is.
So many have fallen.
I don't know. I-I just kind of felt