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It's how we all feel, Mr Spock.
Mr Sulu,
Divert auxiliary power to deflectors.
to coincide with the opening of the V'Ger orifice.
Thataway.
my farts are long and loud and they smell
Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet
I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP
Why do they dislike carbon so much?
Get someone up here to take the navigator's station.
Unknown, sir.
You did have a relationship with Lieutenant Ilia, Commander.
Travel pod available. Cargo six.
As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this.
Oversexed whorebots. Dating sites with dangerous gender imbalances.
Fascinating. Not "Decker-unit"?
Unbelievable technology.
The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
Badly!
Report to me in one hour.
All right, explanation. Why was my phaser order countermanded?
Negative helm control, Captain. Going reverse on impulse power!
Curious. I'm seeing images of planets, moons, stars,
As in "frightened out of," Captain, sir.
I remember Lieutenant Ilia once mentioning she wore that.
We have been contacted.
Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power
and I'm witnessing some sort of dimensional image,
They're requesting damage and injury reports
The machines interpreted it literally. They built this entire vessel
Bones, there's a thing out there.
They still have the intruder on their monitors. It's decelerating.
Heading?
We can have you back on Vulcan in four days, Mr. Spock. Y’know, after the shakedown.
Machine
-Maneuvering thrusters, sir. -Hold station.
only the normal functioning of the carbon-based units.
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
It's running our records! Earth defenses! Starfleet strength!
If you are referring to the Kolinahr, Doctor, you are correct.
to far more immediate and critical responsibilities.
Six...
-Jim, this is a mechanism. -A probe, Captain.
investigate and take whatever action is necessary
both effective immediately.
Is there anything else?
looking for its Creator.
Spock, this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth.
Kirk-unit. V'Ger awaits the information.
Mr. Decker, I will contact you every five minutes.
Engineering to all decks,
You are, Mr. Decker.
surrounding alien vessel.
Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
Precisely.
-Medic. -Medics are coming.
When they went into anti-matter imbalance,
Captain Kirk, these messages will detail my attempt to contact the aliens.
An answer? I don't know the question.
I'm losing Starfleet! Interference from V'Ger!
-Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! -Deck five, Captain. Officer's quarters.
Force fields up full. Put object on viewer.
This is Epsilon IX, Columbia. Am boosting output. How read you this?
If V'Ger destroys the Enterprise,
Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units.
Captain, Starfleet is sending this tactical on V'Ger's position.
my farts are long and loud and they smell
Permission to come aboard, sir.
The machine inhabitants found it to be one of their own kind.
V'Ger needs the information.